Modern Child is pure unadulterated parenting porn. I have no recollection of how I came upon the website, in the way I imagine men trolling the web for a cheap thrill via some vague search term happen upon something titillating beyond their wildest imagination. Okay, the thrill of this high design-minded boutique isn’t cheap but it does peddle in a pared-down family aesthetic that’s a fantasy for me. For instance, a Modern Child would be raised in a huge open loft where there would be no need for physical boundaries. A Modern Child implicitly understands a parent’s need for privacy and for quiet. A Modern Child is very, very quiet. A Modern Child wears light-colored linen.
Aside from that small disconnect for me, there are some stunning things I could see welcoming into my home. Like these minimalist fairy tale prints by Christian Jackson and/or a pair of Roberta Settels sandals in my size.
The item that I’m most smitten with, however, is the Pelikano Junior fountain pen. Imagine a world where penmanship wasn’t being phased out of schools and where kids learned how to handwrite their own names before knowing how to text it? That’s a fantasy I can get on board with.
clockwise, l-r: MATTEO HOBO LINEN COVERALLS, $125.00, Modern Child; ROBERTA SETTELS WOMENS ROMAN SANDALS, $375.00, Modern Child; PELIKANO JUNIOR FOUNTAIN PEN, $12.95, Modern Child; GOLDILOCKS & THE THREE BEARS PRINT BY CHRISTIAN JACKSON, $32.00 (medium print), Modern Child.















I totally wish J.Crew made their kids line in my size, too. I mean, a 




















