I went bikini shopping over the weekend – absolutely horrifying! Can I blame Nordstrom’s dressing room lighting or do I just need to come to the reality I have a huge arse? I’m pretty convinced it’s the former, but even if there were some truth to what my spouse and the mirror were saying, I simply can’t give up cake and wine simply so beach-goers don’t attempt to save the whale….so we went burka shopping and that solved the issue. I do understand this may not a viable solution for you, so I’ve put together a cover-up collection—failing that stay indoors and wait for winter! (Also, some of these can kind of double as dresses, no? Like this one from Mara Hoffman.)
Note to Beso – great cover-up selection, not so great burka selection.




