With Halloween fast approaching, we can all look forward to the scene of a girl walking home at 8am still dressed in her slutty rhinocerous costume after a night of binge drinking and yelling in a baby voice. And I say that with very little judgment in my voice. (Not really. I’m fully judging.) Point is, we’ve all had a moment or two where we probably could’ve used a ‘face janitor’ to help us look presentable in times of need. That’s why I always carry my miniature-sized ‘must-haves’ with me. After all, from time to time, I enjoy a cocktail and passing out on a friend’s couch, too. The following items, starting with Bliss wax strips, are all you’ll ever need. And yes, facial-hair-remover-to-go is a way of life if you’re Italian like me. On a sunny day when pores are in 3D, there is no sadder sight than the cloud that looms over a hairy upper lip. These things wipe the slate clean in under five minutes.
clockwise, l-r: POETIC WAXING STRIPS FOR FACE, $26.96, ASOS; YVES SAINT LAURENT TOUCHE ECLAT RADIANT TOUCH, $40.00, BLOOMINGDALE’S; BENEFIT BENETINT POCKET PAL, $20, BENEFIT; COLGATE WISP PORTABLE MINI-BRUSH TOOTHBRUSH, $7.99 for 16, DRUGSTORE.COM.
